Raise your hand if:
1) You've forced more than 10 people to create a Facebook account.
2) You've successfully used Facebook to stalk a crush, a girl you don't like, an old classmate who dropped out of school because she got knocked up... and John Lloyd Cruz.
3) You always feel the need to tell the world that you just ate popcorn, brushed your teeth, find a dish so yum! yum!, and ":)"
4) You've never "liked" so many things in your whole life.
5) You instantly know who is dating who and who is not dating who anymore.
6) You've grouped the people in your life as: friends, family, and danger-cannot-see-these-photos.
7) You've never been invited to so many events in your life, considering the fact that you were the biggest loser in high school.
8) You only groom yourself when you're sure you'll have a photo up on Facebook.
9) You need to post photos of the normal day that you had because, hey, Facebook is a place to keep extra jpeg files, right?
10) You think your parents, friends and loved ones don't deserve to hear the good news first. Facebook does.
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