If I had all the money in the world: Valentines edition

I think a lot would agree with me when I say that Valentines gifts shouldn't be as grand or well thought of as, say, birthday or Christmas gifts. It's all about giving your partner sweet little [useless] knick-knacks. Since N always celebrates his birthday rather than V-Day on the 14th, he never really gets cute junk. So here are the top 10 impractical things I would get N for Valentine's If I had all the money in the world:

1) Aqua Notes. For all his great ideas.

2) Vapur Anti-bottle. He doesn't like carrying bulky things. I should know. He always puts them in my bag! He can just stuff these in his pocket.

3) BBQ Branding Iron. As great steak is tattooed on his mind.

4) Electric Man. For the countless pluggable things he owns.

5) Jumbo Post-Its. I don't call him Forgetful Jones for nothing.

6) Monsieur Dressup. Because la lang.

7) Drink Not Drunk Glassware. Now the bottle can nag him, too.

8) Rainman Carafe. Again, la lang.

9) Playable Neckties Made From Old Audio Tape. Yes way. It does play. So his era.

10) Animi Causa Feel-Seating System. I think this trumps all gifts. If it feels as good as it looks, I'm getting two.