How to tell your husband/better half is gay:

1. He’s a Gleek (if he seems to love Glee more than you and tells you his favorite episode is the one where they all dance to Beyonce’s “single ladies”)





2. He willingly poses for sexy/pouting pictures with guy friends.

3. He seems to attract the gayest of all perverts (in malls, train stations, the gym…) they say it takes one to know one.

4. As i told me, her boyfriend wants his bachelor’s pad to be gay-ified (if this is not an admission I don’t know what is), meaning chandeliers and swirly prints on sofas.

5. He thinks purple is the new pink (Now all his clothes have to be purple. If there’s no purple shirt then it should be pink, otherwise it’s time to walk out of the store)


6. He cooks for you (God bless his soul)… and upon sitting down to eat waits for your reaction to the “new recipe” he decided to make up along the way.

7. Is turned off by straight cut pants saying they are way too baggy and that it makes him look like a gangsta. If it doesn’t show off his butt then it won’t do.

8. Prefers to get his chest waxed (yes waxed!) over shaving since shaving tends to make his “hair grow thicker”.

9. He pretends to not want to do karaoke but can’t seem to let go of the mic once he gets started.


10. And the number one criteria to finding out if your partner is gay: when he is the one giving examples to post in this blog as to why he is gay!